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Run # 1590 Saturday 7th May 2022

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Run # 1590 Saturday 7th May 2022

Riding to the A site and getting caught in a deluge of almost biblical proportions. I quite reasonably inferred that today’s run would be a complete and utter washout and, if the truth be known, I half considered turning back. But I carried on regardless and you can imagine my surprise arriving at the A bucket with not so much as a hint of rain having fallen and a clear blue sky. So  it’s a comforting to know that our RA – J Coming – is fully in control of his assigned remit, for the time being at least.

Devil’s Reject was making his debut as hare on the CSH3 and had chosen an A site near the Grand Canyon, colloquially referred to in hashing parlance as Superman’s Dog Leg . I have made this point before; I think it’s a good idea to give the frequently used A buckets names. This cuts out a lot of confusion when giving directions. At the moment we have A sites such as: Turkey’s Triangle, Piggy’s Pig Farm and the HRA Shelter. These venues are instantly recognizable, so there’s no need to follow signs or GPS coordinates. Another point of reference that is commonly used is the junction of the Canal and Samoeng roads. I suggested taking the first three letters from Samoeng and Canal making the name Samcan. A point of interest with this name is that in the Thai language Samcan when spoken with the correct vocal articulation means important. These names in time would get imbedded in the folklore of Chiangmai hashing adding a bit of mystery and intrigue to the various hashes. Just a thought.

Anyway back to the run.around 25 of the regulars with a couple of visitors turned out for Devil’s inaugural haring escapade. We set off with the visitors taking an early lead into the forest. They probably didn’t realise , given their athletic enthusiasm,  that the whole point of hashing is nothing to do with running, but it’s all about the cold beer. We made our way along well-trodden trails up and down through the woodland. Another important factor in regards to Chiangmai hashing is the foraging opportunities for the female members. I was a little disappointed to not have seen  a big pile of mushrooms back at the A bucket given the near perfect growing conditions for the afore mentioned fungi.

It was a very auspicious day for myself and Cummalot as we both achieved the 400 run milestone. Having praised the RA at the beginning for his climactic control he lost points at the end as nothing was prepared to mark this momentous occasion the wings hadn’t even been brought to the circle. I had to make do with the Hash Crash. But never mind it was a good day out and an excellent first haring from Devil’s Reject.

Run # 1589 Saturday 30th April 2022

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Run # 1589 Saturday 30th April 2022

It’s that time of year again where the hot season gently morphs into the rainy season and we get  long awaited relief from the searing heat and arid conditions of the afore mentioned. This can only mean one thing in the Chiang Mai hashing community – it’s  time for the CSH3’s AGFU. About 40 of the faithful turned out for Sloppy’s swan’s song  and as time honoured  tradition dictates the hares for this run were the incumbent GM and the GM in waiting. Sloppy and the mystery hare – probably the worst kept secret in history of the CSH3 –  took us to an A bucket near Rajamankla University in the Doi Saket area.

The run itself was about 6.5 km through a pretty mountainous region. There were stories of haunted houses along the trail. Apparently there was actually a circle check inside the house. I hope it was indeed a check and not some sort of ritualistic talisman that could unleash untold mayhem on the hash and anyone who came in contact with it. Anyway the first runners returned in about an hour with Piggy and Deep Throat first back and BUF putting in a sterling performance after his recovery  from no less than two twisted ankles.

Sloppy called the circle together with great big thunderous clouds looming overhead in dispersed with the intermittent illumination of lightning and enormous claps of thunder. There was at this stage about a 99% chance of a complete and utter deluge engulfing our festivities. But in true hash style Sloppy soldiered on taking it upon himself, once again, in time honoured tradition to unceremoniously give his committee members the grand order of the boot and ultimately firing himself. Now it was time to reveal who the new GM was going to be and I’m sure it came as no great surprise to anyone that Belly Dancer was announced as our new commander in chief.

As the first big drops of the imminent storm began to fall, Belly, wasting no time, expeditiously got on with the appointing his new committee. One of the first to be given a position was Just Coming being given the role of Religious Adviser. By this time everyone was reaching for their umbrellas and rain coats, but within seconds of his appointment he raised his hands to the heavens and the rain miraculously stopped – proving to be truly inspired appointment from our new GM. It reminded me of the time when Chuck Wao was RA, a couple of years ago, when not so much a one drop of rain precipitated upon the CSH3 during his tenure. Other notable appointments were Hash Cash – Sloppy Rod; Beer Monster – Anything, Sloppy Rod & Deep Throat; Dr. Byte – Web Meister; Chuck Wao – Hare Raiser; Cumalot – Haberdasher; Always on Top – Splash Queen; Stumbling Dyke – On Sec and HRA was appointed as Executive Assistant.

The OnOnOn was at a karaoke joint where we were entertained by various hashers showing off their vocal abilities. One notable rendition was given by Frozen Dick launching whole heartedly into a song nobody had ever heard. Far be it from me to cast any kind of aspersions on his singing ability, but suffice it to say there were no requests for an encore. Having said that a great time was had by all and may I wish Belly all the best for the year ahead.

OnOn Stumbling Dyke…

Run #1588, 23-April-2022. Belly Dancer and Willy Walls

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Hash Trash CSH3 Run #1588 29-Apr-2022

Run #1587, 16-April-2022. Pigshit

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Hash Trash CSH3 Run #1587 22-Apr-2022

Run #1586, 9-April-2022. Superman and Superbitch

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Hash Trash CSH3 Run #1586 15-Apr-2022

Run #1585, 2-April-2022. Bushy Tail and Just Cumming

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Hash Trash CSH3 Run #1585 8-Apr-2022

Run #1584, 26-March-2022. Skid Mark and Sinbin

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Hash Trash CSH3 Run #1584 1-Apr-2022

Run #1583, 19-March-2022. Sloppy Rod and Kevin

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Hash Trash CSH3 Run #1583 25-Mar-2022

Run #1582, 12-March-2022. Sheep Shagger

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Hash Trash CSH3 Run #1582 11-Mar-2022

Run #1581, 5-March-2022. Stumbling Dyke and Deep Throat

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Hash Trash CSH3 Run #1581 11-Mar-2022